You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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