how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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