i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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