Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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