The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So. Much. Porn.
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