she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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