I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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