The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
