chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
