Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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