Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
