Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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