# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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