She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
