So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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