That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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