We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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