when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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