i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
