if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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