some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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