There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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