I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Can I color on your dick again?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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