big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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