It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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