But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i have two assholes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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