i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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