? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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