i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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