um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i've created a new STD.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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