Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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