need another drink. this is the easiest way
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
