it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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