do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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