I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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