Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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