Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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