Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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