so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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