margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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