Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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