i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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