at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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