Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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