but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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