just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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