i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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