Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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