DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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