You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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