i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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