just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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