How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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