terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize