you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How naked do you want me to be?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
